I just took a look at the stored history of my Google searches, and the earliest thing on record is a June 2006 image search for Flava Flav. Evidently, I have always been ridiculous.
Apparently I first searched for “i life 06” in February 2006. Pretty sure i’ve googled every version of iLife since then
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(Source: edm-moments, via jordanalithurman)
My baby needs to be famous
Instructions: 1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds. 2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall). 3. Blink repeatedly and quickly. 4. WTF!
Well that just blew my puny little human mind.
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Step 1: Get a Kindle
Step 2: Acquire Dr Who skin
Step 3: Sit and be proud of things.
Damn….i want one…
(via doctorwho)
PSA of the Day: Drugs: They will drug you.
[arbroath.]
And with that I will hit the $, the bong formerly known as “green hookah base with a beer bottle glued to the top.”
NO ONE GETS LYNCHED FOR EXFOLIATING
omg i’m dying
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LOL there is over 450,000 single people and i cant get one of them?
(via persistentinquiry)
Living at home sucks, Got called home to find my stuff in my parents room and my dads cell problem got fixed from a restart…#FML
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Agreed…. RT @kanyewest CINEMA (Skillex remix) is one of the greatest works of art ever made.
Finally got the @Skrillex version of Levels and have it stuck in my head. It’s Babies!